Ho, Ho, Holy %$*(&

Poor Santa, or the people who pretend to be Santa. Just when you think you're doing good by bringing tidings of love and joy, you get shots fired into the fuselage of your modern day sleigh. Christmas supporters across the globe shake our fists at you, drug traffickers! Gosh, don't you know the jolly man when you see him? Er, even though he's in a helicopter?