Grammys zOMG Moment

To be replaced with a real post later:

M.I.A. started having contractions at the beginning of the Grammys broadcast last night. She was so ridiculously pregnant, and yet totally not going to bail out on the performance.

Impressive commitment? Or terrifying disregard for the safety and health of your, at that particular time, unborn child?

It's like Sarah Palin re: Trig. Except this time M.I.A. isn't evil the way Palin is. She's just crazy.

Waterboarding

Here's the serious post. This guy tries out waterboarding, on himself, to ascertain whether or not this is legitimately "torture." He votes yes. I trust him, because he's the idiot (?) who decided to try it. I don't even know what to say. The government is ridiculous. Americans are ridiculous. It'd be nice if I could blame only this country, but let's be real and acknowledge that this has gone on for centuries, and that other countries use even worse forms of torture and just generally say that human beings are capable of some nasty, heartless behavior. Ugh, disgust.

Many Thanks

To everyone who was super supportive and helpful yesterday on short notice. Hopefully one day you can all be attributed with aiding in jump-starting my career. Or, if I fail miserably (which, realistically, I won't let happen) then I will blame and shamelessly slander all of you. Just kidding!

In order of appearance: Plee, Calveewo, Behzies, Big Bro, Mr. Spit, D-Ha, Jay Frizzle, and big ups to Momma for her fabulous addition with, "that sounds great! Oh. You guys have been eating bananas, that's good."

I love my Mother, she has such incredible timing.

Short entry for today, as it is jam-packed and action filled with activities. Mr. Spit informed me yesterday, much to my dismay, that they have potentially found the true function for the appendix. I thought, or perhaps hoped, that he was joking. But alas, upon further research, there have indeed been some findings. Theories, for now, that it works as a store house for good bacteria which are used to reboot your digestive system following encounters with dysentery, cholera, or other such bacteria purging diseases. How fitting for scientists to find a use so soon after I parted ways with my own little "vestigial" friend.

Also, check out the youtube posting in the entry directly following this one. It's Sony Bravia's newest commercial. I <3 their creativity. They also did the bouncy ball commercial where a ludicrous number of bouncy balls are sent bouncing and/or rolling down the hills of San Francisco. Their newest endeavor involves some incredible clay-mation. Apparently 3 weeks, 40 animators and 2.5 tonnes of modeling clay produces adorable bunnies, a plethora of color and one brilliantly artistic minute thirty. (Thanks to cuzzo-who-shall-not-be-named-ever for the heads up.) Enjoy!