Dear Jon Arbuckle,

You were vaguely pitiful when I read about you as a child and watched you talk to your snarky cat and your uh, interesting, dog. Now, you are classically schizo. If you haven't heard about this, well, you're just silly and have been living under a rock. Garfield minus Garfield is all the rage amongst net-junkies. But really, everyone who's nerd enough to have read about the site/googled it/heard about it, somehow feels like Jon brings a well-hidden, slightly neurotic facet of themselves to the surface. Sock puppet? Hand cramp? Or, in my case, conquer the world? Pretending you're oblivious to what I'm talking about doesn't help. You know exactly what I mean.